WordSalad v1.2.0

Are you ready to venture into the crawling nest of Uccirana the Oozing Sage and retrieve their fabled prized possession:

A sloth doll with a diamond inlay.
It has a faint odor of cooked blood.
If exposed to moonlight a ghostly figure appears for an instant and if dropped it emits a shrill scream.

This version adds both random dungeon name generation and magical objects.

A few more examples of completely reasonable items and locations:

• A maple cane engraved with circular shapes and angular lines capped with a brilliant jasper; the cane is wrapped with fine bronze chains.
  When a note of the correct pitch is whistled the jasper shines a pink light.
• The azure halls of Mzartaer the Mad Armorsmith
• A magpie doll with a bronze inlay.
  It smells of the sea. When spoken to it oozes blood and if next to a wild beast it hums softly.
• Olaldont the White's silver undercity
• A turquoise colored octahedron with a crystal inlay.
  It is searing to the touch. When polished it whispers strange words about a wizard and if near a spider it causes everyone nearby to sneeze in unison.